Hey there! I'm Daniel O'Brien, the Senior Writer for Cracked.com. This used to be a blog, but now it exists solely as the online home of my free novella, "Bartender." The blog that used to live here now lives over at ThisDanOBrien. Check it out.
I started writing this in 2007 while studying Creative Writing at Rutgers University and working, appropriately enough, as a bartender. It was originally written to entertain my friends, (the real-life Mike and Joe, and my brothers, David and Tommy), and I'm proud to say that I've just barely accomplished that, (Mike still hasn't read it). One day I would like to fix all of the typos, clean up some of the plot issues and generally make this a better version of itself, but Cracked keeps me pretty busy. Some day.
If you haven't read it yet, start here.